Since it's been so long I think it's only fair that I come back with one hell of a story, and friends I sure do believe I've found that story. I present to you, the case of Mr. Evan Emory.
Now you can read the full brain-hurting article HERE But because I care about the sanity of my followers, here is a headline that summarizes things quite nicely:
. Emory could face up to TWENTY YEARS in PRISON
That's right kids, posting a video on youtube could land you in the slammer with Big Bubba for 20 years.
Assuming you were too lazy to read the article, here's a detailed summary of what went down:
- Evan Emory films legit music video in front of students in a classroom in Michigan
- Evan also films himself signing a filthy song in an empty classroom
- Evan does some sneaky video editing making it seem the filthy song was sung in front of the children
- Evan now faces up to 20 years in jail
I will be the first to admit that Evan Emory is a giant douchebag, although I've never met him I think it's fair to say he's the type of person I would want to punch in the face, not convinced? here is an excerpt of his shitty lyrics from the "filthy song"
“See how long it takes to make your panties mine”
(wide shot of the children)
“I'll add some foreplay in just to make it fun”
(close up of girl laughing)
“I want you to suck on my testes until I spurt in your face”
(close up of girl covering her mouth)
“I'll lick on your chewie”
(close up of two girls covering their mouths)
“I want to stick my index finger in your anus”
(close up of boy making a shocked face)
As I said, the guy is a typical college loudmouth douchebag.. but TWENTY. FUCKING. YEARS?
The article interviews Muskegon County Prosecutor Tony "The Tiger" Tague who obviously has nothing better to do(oh shit sorry Mr. Tague please don't take me to court on some internet slander charge, I don't want to face the death penalty!)
Evan Emory appeared in court last week in handcuffs AND shackled all for posting a youtube video.. what the fuck, America.. What. The. Fuck.
America, this is why the rest of the world hates you!