Friday, August 5, 2011

Morbid Obesity: Coming To A Town Near You!



If you've been outside recently you may have noticed a growing trend - literally. People are becoming the size of barns. We've gotten to the point in North America, where if one is able to walk through a doorway without turning sideways they have a proud sense of accomplishment. Statistics released this year indicate that 1 in 4 Canadians and 1 in 3 Americans fall into the obese category. Not just overweight, not chunky, not big boned. GIANT FAT ASSES.

A running theme in this blog is lack of personal responsibility, something that applies directly to the obese community. Instead of taking a good long look at themselves in an over-sized mirror they do what society does best, they play the blame game. If you ask obese people, you will get a myriad of answers as to why they weigh more than a small horse. It's always the fault of genetics or they have a thyroid problem" I have a glandular problem It's excuse after excuse without addressing the truth, which is simply THEY EAT TOO FUCKING MUCH.

As someone who fell into the obese category over 4 years ago and is no longer in it, I can say the key to weight loss is a extremely simple It's Calories IN vs Calories OUT. There is no magic pill, there are no shortcuts. Of course you could be a giant fucking tool and do that fucking idiotic lap-band surgery and either die immediately after surgery or spend the rest of your life licking an ice cube and calling that dinner. So stop watching TV get your fat ass off the couch and go for a walk, leave the car at home and walk to work *GASP* A WHOLE FOUR CITY BLOCKS??!? YOU MONSTER! Stop treating Ronald McFucking Donald like your dealer and eat a salad with veggies once in a while. Not a salad with a litre of full-fat dressing either. I don't want my tax dollars to go to these fucking hambeasts in "mobility carts" rolling around this fucking city.

The picture you see above inspired this rant and is sadly an actual menu items in many places in the US and is being introduced here at the "Canadian National Exhibition"... Think of a really really shitty County fair, make it 10 times worse and that's the CNE here in Toronto. Last year they had deep fried butter & deep friend mac n cheese. This year the big attraction will be the Krispy Kreme burger which is a beef patty topped with a slice of cheddar, tomato, lettuce, bacon and an egg will be wedged between two glazed doughnuts. The heart attack snack packs about 1,000 calories

Personally the thought of sugary doughnuts combined with a burger makes my stomach turn but have no doubt it will be a giant seller and the CNE will makes tons of money from it while the fat fucks get fatter and struggle to walk up a flight of stairs.

In the coming years they better find a way to deep fry insulin, because at this rate we're going to need it.

14 comments:

  1. Some people are blessed with a fast metabolism. They don't seem to be too frequent in North America though.

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  2. Very well said bro. In fact overeating is the only reason for about 95% people to get fat. If all they did is to eat nutritious food and controlled the quantity, They wouldn't need anything else. I come from the family of those who blame everything else but themselves for their obesity. But no body talks about eating less.
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  3. I do think it's a huge problem... it's all gluttony and greed falling into one.

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  4. Can I have a side order of heart attach with my cholesterol? Oh, don't forget to super-size it for me!

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  5. People are lazy and love food, bad food, the greasier the better. Thats what you get when you combine those 2. I only feel sorry for the kids that suffer that because of their ignorant ass parents. But thats it.

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  6. I don't see how they don't care. I care. I think everyone I care about cares, too. And it really is that simple. There's just people out there who prefer the McHeartattack over a healthy life where you can fit inside the grocery aisle. I don't mind chunky people, thick people, sure, that's where it starts, but some people are honestly too busy to have decent exercise on a regular basis. But the obese ones that don't exercise AND lick the grease right off the frying pan are the ones that have true issues.

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  7. I completely agree with what your blog stands for.

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  8. the problem has nothing to do with metabolism, but with bacon and lazyness!

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  9. I can't agree more, you see these people and just think, you got to of realized you have a problem.

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  10. thank god in my country we have healthy breakfasts. i can't imagine myself eating eggs or bacon in the morning, lol. but that pic made me hungry though :P

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  11. Ha, it looks as if someone read the TanDigs Diet! :-)

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  12. now you have made me feel fat T.T time to work out some D:

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  13. the big secret to weight loss is that carbs don't fill you up and are the most calories in a fatty persons diet

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